Talkback of the Month

Scene: At a party, talking to a semi-friend

What they say: “I can understand why it’s so hard to make the decision to have children – you really have to be unselfish.”
--Laura 36, 2 children

What you would like to say: Creating a mini-me, how utterly selfless—not!

What you actually say: Excuse me, but have you seen the waiter with the bite-sized tapas?