If you are easily offended, read on...

Here's our latest guilty pleasure, the Lexicon of Spawn, which has new terms for everything you've thought but haven't dared to say about the child-challenged.

Here are a few of our favorites:

Diaperwhipped – catering to every whim of a spoiled child

Spoggrenfrau – A woman who derives her identity and self-worth from her children

Thinker - Two healthy incomes, no kids, early retirement