The joy of birth control

"I have never given birth. Now I'm starting to wonder if I ever will. Looking back on my lifelong quest to avoid pregnancy, I have to say that birth control is one of those things I just cannot get enough of. The pill is just an appetizer for me. Condoms, diaphragms, foam, whatever. Honestly, if I could build a dam of mud and twigs up there, I would."--Cathryn Michon, The Grrl Genius Guide to Life